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Charlie Sheen quotes, paired with Ron Swanson. Many more to come. Made by Josh Morrissey.

You will read these with Ron Swanson's voice in your head.

I am a werewolf stampede.

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2 years ago on March 10, 2011 at 10:09am

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I’m proud of what I created. It was radical.

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2 years ago on March 09, 2011 at 11:19am

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My success rate is 100%. Do the math.

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2 years ago on March 08, 2011 at 10:22am

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Resentments are the rocket fuel that lives in the tip of my sabre.

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2 years ago on March 07, 2011 at 02:23pm

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Sorry my life is so much more bitchin’ than yours. I planned it that way.

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2 years ago on March 07, 2011 at 11:14am

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I can’t make up a hernia. That’s just lame.

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2 years ago on March 07, 2011 at 10:16am

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This contaminated little maggot can’t handle my power.

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2 years ago on March 05, 2011 at 12:43pm

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Losers. Winning. Buh-bye.

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2 years ago on March 04, 2011 at 03:54pm

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Women are not to be hit. They are to be hugged and caressed.

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2 years ago on March 04, 2011 at 01:16pm

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‘Can’t ’ is the cancer of ‘happen.’

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2 years ago on March 04, 2011 at 11:26am

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