Sheen and Swanson

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Charlie Sheen quotes, paired with Ron Swanson. Many more to come. Made by Josh Morrissey.

You will read these with Ron Swanson's voice in your head.

I am a werewolf stampede.

I am a werewolf stampede.

I’m proud of what I created.  It was radical.

I’m proud of what I created.  It was radical.

My success rate is 100%.  Do the math.

My success rate is 100%.  Do the math.

Resentments are the rocket fuel that lives in the tip of my sabre.

Resentments are the rocket fuel that lives in the tip of my sabre.

Sorry my life is so much more bitchin’ than yours. I planned it that way.

Sorry my life is so much more bitchin’ than yours. I planned it that way.

I can’t make up a hernia.  That’s just lame.

I can’t make up a hernia.  That’s just lame.

This contaminated little maggot can’t handle my power.

This contaminated little maggot can’t handle my power.

Losers.  Winning. Buh-bye.

Losers.  Winning. Buh-bye.

Women are not to be hit. They are to be hugged and caressed.

Women are not to be hit. They are to be hugged and caressed.

'Can't ' is the cancer of 'happen.'

'Can't ' is the cancer of 'happen.'

 
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