I am a werewolf stampede.
You will read these with Ron Swanson's voice in your head.
I’m proud of what I created. It was radical.
My success rate is 100%. Do the math.
Resentments are the rocket fuel that lives in the tip of my sabre.
Sorry my life is so much more bitchin’ than yours. I planned it that way.
I can’t make up a hernia. That’s just lame.
This contaminated little maggot can’t handle my power.
Women are not to be hit. They are to be hugged and caressed.